Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 18, 2019

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    juncarlo  over 5 years ago

    That’s the way he lubricates that machine.

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    rekam Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Slob!

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Ewwwww there are no words….

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    formathe  over 5 years ago

    HEB chips.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 5 years ago

    She’s soooo skinny she should probably eat some chips too!

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    Skylark  over 5 years ago

    Oh YUK! Seriously selfish, rude, nasty and hateful!

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    Spock  over 5 years ago

    There’s a reason why he isn’t as slim as she is.

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    gcarlson  over 5 years ago

    Our Pulmonary Rehab gym is open to employees outside patient hours. One of the therapists periodically thanks me for wiping the machines I use. One time I was running late, still wiping when a patient wanted to use the machine. He asked if I was cleaning to use it myself; I said, “No, I’m cleaning it for you – you can exercise free from any sweat I may have left on it.”

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    RetFor  over 5 years ago

    Funny, but where’s the pun?

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