Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 18, 2019

It’s amazing how fast that can happen.

You’re on the endangered species list kiddo.

They must be selling $1000 monitor stands in the basement, gotta get one!

Dad…why aren’t you upwardly mobile?

We’re not middle class, but we can see it from where we are.

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I’m going back to a better class of loser

This up-town living’s really got me down

I need friends who don’t pay their bills on home computers

And who buy their coffee beans already ground

You think it’s disgraceful that they drink three-dollar wine

But a better class of loser suits me fine

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Well, then you are middle class, because the whole middle class is in that same elevator.

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than have to get a frontal lobotomy.