Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 25, 2019

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    RetFor  over 5 years ago

    They would’ve been at the train already if they hadn’t stopped to smell the flowers…

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Make fun of her name, and she’ll clobber you like the Thing. Then your eyes will be blue and black.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The only Petunia I ever heard of was a…pig. Should we call Porky?

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    rAtkinson  over 5 years ago

    Petunia???

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    sergioandrade Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Make fun of Petunia’s name an it’s clobbering time.

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    Darwinskeeper  over 5 years ago

    Ah…looks like the fun’s about to start.

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    Bob.  over 5 years ago

    She’s a ‘lonely little petunia in an onion patch’.

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    tad1  over 5 years ago

    KA-PETUNIA!

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    StoicLion1973  over 5 years ago

    Petunia was headed to federal prison, which means she was tried for the murder of the sheriff and deputy. Which means the judge – who presumably presided over her case – should know her name.

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