[yucky part] I had colon cancer surgery a while back (laparoscopic) and the last thing they do is to inject a gas at the site and check for leaks at the sutures..[end yucky part]
[begin funny part] Back in my room, they wanted me to have a bowel movement, but didn’t tell me about the gas. there was a sudden moment when all heck broke loose as I was loudly jet propelled off the toilet. [end funny part]
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 5 years ago
She’s playing the famous “Toot Suite!” from Handel’s Water Closet Aires and Divertimenti…
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
Harmonica didn’t do the job, eh.
cdward over 5 years ago
Now that’s just a low blow.
Bob. over 5 years ago
You need to get into the rhythm to make that work.
syzygy47 over 5 years ago
Very good. Though it reminds me of something I saw in theonion dotcom, the Fabreeze Air Horn.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
A dead-ly give away…toot toot
Nellie Rascal over 5 years ago
Maybe that’s why my granddaughter played the French horn in HS
zippykatz over 5 years ago
Play a little Tijuana Taxi…
1MadHat Premium Member over 5 years ago
[yucky part] I had colon cancer surgery a while back (laparoscopic) and the last thing they do is to inject a gas at the site and check for leaks at the sutures..[end yucky part]
[begin funny part] Back in my room, they wanted me to have a bowel movement, but didn’t tell me about the gas. there was a sudden moment when all heck broke loose as I was loudly jet propelled off the toilet. [end funny part]