Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for July 21, 2019

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    cabalonrye  over 5 years ago

    You do know why the elves were called ā€˜the gentle folkā€™, donā€™t you? Because it was hoped that the name would influence their nature and calling them by their true nature would only make them stronger. Thatā€™s also why they were propitiated and symbols and charms were hung outside the house, to keep them away.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 5 years ago

    ā€œFresh-it-up elfā€?

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    car2ner  over 5 years ago

    in my house they arenā€™t elves. They are fairies. That would mess up the punch line though

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    fix-n-fly  over 5 years ago

    A hug for mom would go a long way hereā€¦

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