I HOPE that is not a female lifeguard, else that “dog” will have to go as well.
The boardwalk at the beach closest to us has posted signs for no dogs and no bicycles. It would be hard to say which one is more consistently ignored.
It’s OK, he can DOG PADDLE !
Should have floated that idea by the lifeguard first.
Fishing for great whites!!
Can’t wait for Fleshy to find out Monty got a dog.
Get an otter. You never see a sign saying “No Otters”.
What an oddly passive-looking dog. I wondered if it was stuffed. Perhaps its only purpose was for Monty to show off this fine example of nerd humour.
A beach without a dog is not a beach at all.
Boogie on, Dog!
In NJ all land below the high water mark is state property and local laws do not apply. No beach tags are required but you will need a boat.
Arf!
Look, Monty, how dumb do you think the Lifeguard/Beach Patrolman is? Your doggie is either gonna drown eventually or you are gonna have to reel him in onto the beach. Take your ticket like a man and pay the $25 or whatever….
Enter.Name.Here over 5 years ago
I HOPE that is not a female lifeguard, else that “dog” will have to go as well.
Kaputnik over 5 years ago
The boardwalk at the beach closest to us has posted signs for no dogs and no bicycles. It would be hard to say which one is more consistently ignored.
ccomebacktour over 5 years ago
It’s OK, he can DOG PADDLE !
one8romeo over 5 years ago
Should have floated that idea by the lifeguard first.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 5 years ago
Fishing for great whites!!
Kroykali over 5 years ago
Can’t wait for Fleshy to find out Monty got a dog.
FassEddie over 5 years ago
Get an otter. You never see a sign saying “No Otters”.
Clotty Peristalt over 5 years ago
What an oddly passive-looking dog. I wondered if it was stuffed. Perhaps its only purpose was for Monty to show off this fine example of nerd humour.
ron over 5 years ago
A beach without a dog is not a beach at all.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
Boogie on, Dog!
Chuck over 5 years ago
In NJ all land below the high water mark is state property and local laws do not apply. No beach tags are required but you will need a boat.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Arf!
Look, Monty, how dumb do you think the Lifeguard/Beach Patrolman is? Your doggie is either gonna drown eventually or you are gonna have to reel him in onto the beach. Take your ticket like a man and pay the $25 or whatever….