Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 29, 2019

So that means it’s Thursday?

All systems normal.

So what’s new, Aunty?

My soul sister. HA!

You mean, situation NORMAL.

Your “a touch” is everyone else ton of bricks.

NEVER think for a moment it’s you, Aunty: Went to the back dr here in The Villages in FL yesterday. For the first time in my life, I had to sign a pledge that I would not: carry a gun into the office or use it; threaten the staff, either through words or actions; disrupt the business proceedings, try to steal drugs, or in any other way harm the staff or the doctor. Seems they’ve been having behavior problems with some of our fine citizens here. . .Geezus!!!!!

Aunty…you’re too old to be experiencing PMS! ;o]

In other words, same forecast as always?

Sounds like you polished off a few 5L boxes yesterday. You could use some hair of the werewolf.

Try to relax and watch the movie Little Miss Sunshine.

Warning: Aunty is a High Performance Woman.

She can go from Zero to Bitch in 1.3 Seconds.

I wish I had read this earlier this morning. Then I would have known what kind of day I was going to have.