Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 02, 2019

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Hypocrite.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    And organic too!

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    Fresh catches of the day at the local establishment!

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    The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago

    But you ate an unsustainable amount!

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    bobpeters61  over 5 years ago

    But those were exotic.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Omg Tweetie and Nemo…gone!

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 5 years ago

    Wait’ll she sees what happened to the dog…

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    When restaurants kept insect resembling live lobsters near the door, I quit going. Do they still?

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    danketaz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Eat locally, become globular.

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    But it wasn’t a free range fish!

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    1craftylady  over 5 years ago

    Welcome to your local sushi bar.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    Oh sure, let’s see you complain the next time he eats a mouse or roach scurrying across the kitchen floor.

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    stevenxfiles  about 3 years ago

    It’s gluten free

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