FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 31, 2019

how are the boys going to pay for the shattered third window?

I’m surprised she didn’t get complaints from surround classrooms.

What was that old advertisement showing the man sitting in front of a television or stereo, and the sound is apparently so loud and powerful he’s clinging to his chair for dear life?

I take ear buds to the theater. Not so much to listen to my own stuff before the movie, but to act as ear plugs from the 140DB sound system.

Guys, some of your classmates are worried their hearing is damaged. Their parents might sue the school.

I’m so amazed that these two very compatible boys found each other! Neither fits into the world as we know it and in real life, would have been lucky to work together in the adult world. The future of these two together is scary.

I wish I have a pistol for those cars that pull up next to me at the light with the music (especially the bass) so loud that I vibrate in my seat, including my teeth! Would love to get out and put a bullet into the engine and though the car radio/stereo. Probably get a standing ovation from the other motorist!!

The big problem is getting some of the class down from the ceiling…

Mission accomplished! “I’ve Never Seen the class more alert.” So she should be happy!

The history of grain?