I fear the weight gain has made Mortimer lethargic. Sockness should enjoy these moments while he can. When Mortimer does lose the weight (and Joe too, hopefully!), it’s back to being mauled alive as usual.
So the Sockness Monster returns after being swallowed whole by Mortimer? I can think of three possible methods of escape, one being surgery. The others are by the way he entered Mort’s tummy and the more “traditional” method of leaving the tummy, neither of which would be pleasant for the dog. And would Mom approve of it being in the bath with the kids after where it’s been?
Enter.Name.Here over 5 years ago
If daddy is still giving life to Sockness, then the latter should look overweight too.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 5 years ago
Dreaming of defense.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 5 years ago
Joe was right yesterday, Mortimer is fat!
jpayne4040 over 5 years ago
Defending babies against sock monsters takes a lot of energy!
jagedlo over 5 years ago
Saved by the fact that Mortimer is now Mortimore!
Dragoncat over 5 years ago
I fear the weight gain has made Mortimer lethargic. Sockness should enjoy these moments while he can. When Mortimer does lose the weight (and Joe too, hopefully!), it’s back to being mauled alive as usual.
adrianrune over 5 years ago
So the Sockness Monster returns after being swallowed whole by Mortimer? I can think of three possible methods of escape, one being surgery. The others are by the way he entered Mort’s tummy and the more “traditional” method of leaving the tummy, neither of which would be pleasant for the dog. And would Mom approve of it being in the bath with the kids after where it’s been?
DKHenderson 11 months ago
OK, Joe, you seriously need to exercise that dog for his health, if not your own.