Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 01, 2019

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Aaaaah, waiter! Can I get a little rimshot over here?”

    “b-b-b-rum. tsschht.”

    “Thank you.”

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 5 years ago

    and for our main course how about a Montreal Smoked Meat and a White Russian.

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    2peabody1  over 5 years ago

    or a Canadian bacon sandwich and a cold LaBlats

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    Diat60  over 5 years ago

    How about a Chinese takeaway?

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    gammaguy  over 5 years ago

    At the rate the climate is changing, your baked Alaska won’t be ready for another 5 years.

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    Radish...   over 5 years ago

    Have some Turkey and Greece while you’re at it.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Classy aliens…zip zap zoom!

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    And finish off by smoking a Cuban!

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    Something tell this has a different meaning for them.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Or, if they don’t have a microwave on board, wait for a few years until the Earthlings “nuke” the planet.

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    GROG Premium Member over 5 years ago

    As in the island?

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    It’s hard to get the perspective here. First I thought the aliens were far larger than Earth.

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    Daeder  over 5 years ago

    They should start with a Turkey dinner before the baked Alaska.

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