The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 16, 2019

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    Farside99  over 5 years ago

    You need to cover those leftover holes, or you’ll spoil.

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    SHIVA  over 5 years ago

    If she starts to sprout buds all over, and wrinkles appear, that’s the end of her!!

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    nosirrom  over 5 years ago

    Next thing she’ll be getting is a non-chemical peel.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 5 years ago

    A joke I’ve never seen before! Fortunately, the universe seems to have an endless supply.

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    Differentname  over 5 years ago

    Just realized that today’s Mr. Potato Head would probably come with facial piercings.

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    ccomebacktour  over 5 years ago

    HOT potato !

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    iggyman  over 5 years ago

    “It’s fairly obvious!”

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    bigger Nate  over 5 years ago

    She looks spudtacular

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    2peabody1  over 5 years ago

    It’s the “points way up and high” and “those teenage moves”..

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    Dani Rice  over 5 years ago

    If she gets another face life, she’ll be talking through her hat.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Is she trying to attract attention from mashers?

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    cdnalor  over 5 years ago

    “I can tell because I have eyes ,Karen!”

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    pigbayou Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Don’t see it.

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    IshkaBibel1  over 5 years ago

    I would have thought the holes would go up. In the words of Joan Rivers “If I have one more facelift I will have a beard”

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    uniquename  over 5 years ago

    Nah, she just had some problems putting her face on this morning.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    She’s making a fresh starch : < ]

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    flemmingo  over 5 years ago

    He has eyes for you!

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    marilynnbyerly  over 5 years ago

    She should have paid extra for the spud spackling.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    Looks like her face lift went south on he.

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    Wonder if they’re drinking vodka.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’m so old my first Mr. Potato used a real potato. Today’s kits are sold with a plastic ‘potato’ with pre-made holes. You couldn’t move them if you wanted to.

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    Herb L 1954  over 5 years ago

    She’ll be spitting out Tater Tots,before you know it ;)

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    Lablubber   over 5 years ago

    I wouldn’t get ruffled over it.

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    TurbosDad  over 5 years ago

    She’s now one hot potato…

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    pcolli  over 5 years ago

    Everything is now lined up. Of course, she should wait for the holes to heal over before partying.

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    pcolli  over 5 years ago

    I just remembered the “spud guns” we had as kids!

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