Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 20, 2019

He’ll soon be the stinkiest asteroid in space!

If he’s an asteroid, he should go by the infirmary and get some Preparation H.

He also looked like an oversized … um.. er … I’d better shut up now.

Let’s see whether the asteroid will faint from dehydration.

Install personal cooling.

Pigs don’t have very effective sweat glands so he should go wallow in mud.

He looks like neither a potato nor an atseroid. To me he looks more like a … well … let’s just say, an EX-potato.

He’s in a pickle.

This is a bit off topic I know, but I’m questioning the wisdom of choosing a mascot patterned after something that could slam into a planet (or a space station) at over 20,000 mph. Just sayin’…

Hey bud, rock, paper, scissors (✊✋✌) Brewster to see who wears the Space Potato outfit…

Then you can call Pig in Blanket, although it’s still the wrong color.

Years ago, I pulled shifts wearing a Big Bird costume for a store that I worked at. After a little while, between my sweat and the other guy’s sweat, you were climbing into an ice cold thoroughly sweat soaked heavily padded costume. It was extremely unpleasant.

I would not do that again for all the gold in Fort Knox.

That’s “Captain Doofus Sir” to you!