Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 16, 2019

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    RAGs  about 5 years ago

    It’s what you get for including a customer survey sheet.

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    enigmamz  about 5 years ago

    I’m thinking that this rat is going to get a promotion, considering that it knows how to Yelp!

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    Bryan Farht  about 5 years ago

    I think every site need an option to review the reviewers.

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    danholt  about 5 years ago

    ‘Like me on Facebook, too…’

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    DanFlak  about 5 years ago

    I wish I could draw, I’d have the mouse at one end of the maze, and the TSA counter at the other.

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    jpayne4040  about 5 years ago

    LOL! This is perfect!

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Didn’t know rats had cells….

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    Gent  about 5 years ago

    Use the GPS in that device ya stupid rat!

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    ptnjbrown  about 5 years ago

    If it can Yelp, why not use GPS?

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    KEA  about 5 years ago

    It’s like those restaurants you can see from the Interstate but can’t figure out how to get there.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 5 years ago

    Expecting improvements…swissful thinking.

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    chris_weaver  about 5 years ago

    They have a lot to learn about being good restauranteurs!

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    stamps  about 5 years ago

    That’s an amazing mouse!

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    HMETALNYMETSVAL Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Lol!

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member about 5 years ago

    LOL, just like most people, he didn’t try very hard but gave his rating based on his own laziness.

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    Satchel,Koko,LDL,Kenny  about 5 years ago

    How many of us followed the maze with our eyes to see if he could have gotten there from here? I did.

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    They got the one star because they had good wi-fi.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Turn to left. Then go L, L, R, L, L, R, L, R, R.

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    danketaz Premium Member about 5 years ago

    It’s in the VIP Lounge which is why you’re not going to get to it.

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    chromosome Premium Member about 5 years ago

    “Who moved my cheese?”

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    waltermgm  about 5 years ago

    He should call Algernon for help.

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    comics guy 47  about 5 years ago

    These researchers have had problems with this experiment before… https://www.gocomics.com/offthemark/2018/06/06

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    CTew Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Couldn’t find it? Turn around, left, left, left, left. How can this rodent be smart enough to turn the device on and text but not figure out this maze?

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