Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 18, 2019

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    pschearer Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Ignore her; she’s just venting.

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    blunebottle  over 5 years ago

    So, they didn’t have a grande time?

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Stop asking me all these questions befor I start foaming at the lid…

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    webman3802  over 5 years ago

    She was hoping for tall, dark, rich, sweet, hot and steamy to keep her awake all night.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    Lukewarm at best.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 5 years ago

    In a town in Arizona they have a huge sign on a coffee shop that says “stop in to our coffee shop, you don’t have to learn a foreign lanquage to order”

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    TDH, what I asked a lady manager subordinate, “How’s tall dark and handsome?” During the ’70s she may have had to catch him the old way, like Elaine to the TV Vice-Pres on Seinfeld. Not like now, on the smartphones of 20-somethings. Alas.

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    rAtkinson  over 5 years ago

    I like my women like my coffee. Not hot, strong and sweet. But cold, weak and bitter

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    Well just be thankful he wasn’t latte.

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    coffeeturtle  over 5 years ago

    which translates to small everywhere else

    (not sure about the dark & handsome)

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    Some of them think grande of themselves.

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    soaringblocks  over 5 years ago

    :-D

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    stevenxfiles  almost 3 years ago

    She icy!

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