Ask the hotel concierge, Ziggy, where the swimming pool that the brochure talked about. If the concierge that IS the pool the brochure talked about, then good luck finding another hotel that has one,
On The Morning Show that used to air on Minnesota public radio, one of the hosts was Tom Keith. But, for that program, he adopted a persona, “Jim Ed Poole.” It was said the name was inspired by sign in a school:
It happened to me once, a long time ago, but I stayed anyhow. I recently bought a carbon-fiber stick, as a retirement ‘perk’. I think my retirement is mainly going to consist of recreating a few of the things that I enjoyed doing, before they were displaced by raising a family and careers. I wonder if my insurance covers getting maimed on a dirt bike, at 65+?
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
Ask the hotel concierge, Ziggy, where the swimming pool that the brochure talked about. If the concierge that IS the pool the brochure talked about, then good luck finding another hotel that has one,
sirbadger over 5 years ago
Eventually, Florida will be surrounded by a wall to keep the ocean out. He’ll head to Miami beach only to discover that there is no beach.
beavislol over 5 years ago
So how does his pool float frown when it sees it’s the other kind of pool(billiards)? It’s an inanimate object!
Gent over 5 years ago
So, now he wears pants!
Strider Premium Member over 5 years ago
I can see this happening to me….LOL
cubswin2016 over 5 years ago
It is a good thing no one is there. That would be embarrassing.
Jogger2 over 5 years ago
On The Morning Show that used to air on Minnesota public radio, one of the hosts was Tom Keith. But, for that program, he adopted a persona, “Jim Ed Poole.” It was said the name was inspired by sign in a school:
Gym ⟸
Pool ⟹
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe over 5 years ago
don’t you love the English language?
RevDEC over 5 years ago
It happened to me once, a long time ago, but I stayed anyhow. I recently bought a carbon-fiber stick, as a retirement ‘perk’. I think my retirement is mainly going to consist of recreating a few of the things that I enjoyed doing, before they were displaced by raising a family and careers. I wonder if my insurance covers getting maimed on a dirt bike, at 65+?
dukedoug over 5 years ago
Zig took the wrong cue.