The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 16, 2019

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    Well, he missed the put for the course record, and angrily waved his putter at the heavens, so….

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Anyone’s chances of winning the lottery would be much better if they would stick with the lower payout ones instead of the megabuck ones.

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    rAtkinson  over 5 years ago

    I would much rather win the lottery, other than getting hit by lightning.

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    Mopman  over 5 years ago

    Not that it matters, but I remember hearing the odds were better to get hit by lightning.

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    patlaborvi  over 5 years ago

    Many years ago the stock market dropped 518 points in one day, that day in Michigan so many people went out and bought daily 3 tickets with the number 518 that if the number had come up, the lottery would have lost money, 518 didn’t come up until the next day.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  over 5 years ago

    Imagine a roll of pennies stretching from the San Antonio Riverwalk to the Red River along Interstate 35, with one penny scratched with the letter “X” and inserted at random into the roll. Your chance of pulling the penny with the X out of that roll is about equal to your chances of winning the Powerball Lottery. So buy those lottery tickets. It’s voluntary taxation.

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