The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 17, 2019

That’s actually good advice!!

First responsibility I would do without would be Mother Gargle. “You see Mother Gargle, I’m trying to simplify my life, so I’m afraid I’m going to have to shoot you.”

Typical us violent society comments

Uncle Ted is a very wise man.

Pretty much my philosophy on Life,which is meant to be Lived and Enjoyed not stressed out and cut short worrying about the material and unimportant things.

I like Uncle Ted.

I want an “Uncle Ted.”