Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 26, 2019

Dino-mite!!!

Ah, yes, the giant flies of Planet Diptera!

A “FLY BY NIGHT” museum

Help meeeeeee!!!!

Waiter! There’s a fly in my tar soup!

I hate when that happens.

Parent’s mouth is open, but I can’t hear. Where the heck did I put my hearing aids?

They woould look better in amber.

since the tar pits are located in the La Brea section of Los Angeles and there are other tar pits in SoCal it seems necessary to say witch tar pits one wishes to visit

Are those Cro-tons in there with them?

Ollllldddd joke:

Customer: Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my [La Brea] soup?

Waiter: Sir, I believe that it is doing the back-stroke!

Thanks for the lesson on why comics have to be absolutely correct all the time!!

So many of these comments were unnecessary, inessential, needless, expendable, superfluous, redundancies.

I think mark lives in la