Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 27, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  over 5 years ago

    Sorry, Charlie.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Oh, NO! They killed Patrick!

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    I’d give it only 2 1/2 stars out of a possible 5.

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    Norris66  over 5 years ago

    Try it just for the halibut https://www.gocomics.com/monty/2019/07/27?ct=v&cti=1395457

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    I think I’ll have meself a starfish sandwich…NAH! sick and wrong!

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    Darryl Heine  over 5 years ago

    Canned starfish?

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Starfish, the other white meat.

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    Hmmm, I’ll have to check my Rabbi to make sure it’s kosher, first.

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    PO' DAWG  over 5 years ago

    Five easy pieces to break apart and share with a friend.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    Let minnow how it tastes.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Now I know you’re not the only starfish in the sea.

    If I never hear your name again, it’s all the same to me…"

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    rAtkinson  over 5 years ago

    No…I don’t eat bait.

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    gammaguy  over 5 years ago

    Shouldn’t the brand name be ARMour?

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    when you used to be a star…fish

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    Well, of course the starfish is saying, “Yuck!” He doesn’t want to be a cannibal any more than I do.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Mermaids sometimes use starfish to cover their breasts. The starfish’s mouth is in the middle of its body.

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