Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 23, 2019

“Lying third”? Is that a racehorse or something cricket related?

Today’s strip is not funny , we all know that our Hero Mr Andrew Capp never pays his debts :o{ hope you Cappers past and present have a nice day , our day should be busy but not hectic I hope.

Andy’s nag doesn’t usually make it out of the gate, so lying third is pretty damn fine!

Well Andy, Boris Johnson, is your Prime Minister,,, better check your benefits.

You should never loan money to Andy.

Should at least be polite and invite him in to listen and hear directly from the horse’s mouth if he’s going to be paid.

Some choice ye’ve got Andy. Watch a losin’ nag on the telly or listen to one at the front door!

Wait a minute, the announcer said the race is getting ready to start, how can it be lying third?

Andy isn’t having a run of good luck right now!

Third? Is that it?

Haha.

@Afficionado

Today I learned something new. I discovered it’s illegal to take sand from a beach here in the UK. I was doing that today as my Mum needed some for her Aloe Vera plants. To mix in with the compost I think.

I generally had no idea it was illegal.

I’m not worrying about it, I’m sure the police have better things to do than throw me in a cell for “stealing” sand.

Anyway. That was my day. How was yours, pal?

The main fabrication facility for Rolls Royce automobiles is at Goodwood.

Is that Percy?

Lying down after coming third or coming in third?

You loaned money to Andy Capp? What a moron!