JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 30, 2019

Telepathy doesn’t work well for me either.

He’s practicing his “yes, dear” face, and she’s buying it ; he’ll do just fine.

Speak now, or forever hold your peace.

The two most important words in a marriage: “Yes,” and “dear.”

Come on Ray, embrace her input. It could be worse. She could want to fire the disk-jockey and hire an “Umpa Band” that plays nothing but polkas and every half hour you do the “chicken dance.”

why is Delray wearing sweats in July? Is it that cold in the car?

Karaoke is always a bad idea.

I thought Karaoke died a well-deserved and long overdue death. Though if I remember correctly, Marcy and Joe still enjoy it.

Like that Geico commercial – crew trapped on a ship [in cold and snowy weather] with a guy and his Karaoke machine.

Karaoke is Japanese for “avoid this pub”.

I do no like karaoke.

If it was my car, yes he’d need sweats