With a nose like that, are you a pointer?
“A dog, a cat, and a dead cat walk into a bar…”
“Your kind is not welcome here”.
“I assure you, ‘hair of the dog’ does not mean what you think it means…”
“A dog walks into a cat bar…”
Ginger is at the bar today.
“I used to sleep all day then play all night. This is better.”
Yeah, I was at the big party at Snoopy’s place. They had to call security on some guy who caught his girlfriend in Snoopy’s hot tub.
Where were you when he was playing the trombone?
I can’t get over the feeling that my owner may be a cooler cat than I am.
OK; a dog, a dead cat, and an owl walk into a bar. Better?
Stop me if you’ve heard this one . . .
I’m just saying, as long as the humans don’t find out our plans…
Bengal about 5 years ago
With a nose like that, are you a pointer?
eromlig about 5 years ago
“A dog, a cat, and a dead cat walk into a bar…”
dlkrueger33 about 5 years ago
“Your kind is not welcome here”.
ChessPirate about 5 years ago
“I assure you, ‘hair of the dog’ does not mean what you think it means…”
banjinshiju about 5 years ago
“A dog walks into a cat bar…”
Teto85 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Ginger is at the bar today.
TheLetterista.com about 5 years ago
“I used to sleep all day then play all night. This is better.”
Indianapolis Smith about 5 years ago
Yeah, I was at the big party at Snoopy’s place. They had to call security on some guy who caught his girlfriend in Snoopy’s hot tub.
Running Buffalo Premium Member about 5 years ago
Where were you when he was playing the trombone?
MyTBaron Premium Member about 5 years ago
I can’t get over the feeling that my owner may be a cooler cat than I am.
eromlig about 5 years ago
OK; a dog, a dead cat, and an owl walk into a bar. Better?
mamegann Premium Member about 5 years ago
Stop me if you’ve heard this one . . .
saxie5 about 5 years ago
I’m just saying, as long as the humans don’t find out our plans…