Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 30, 2019

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    juncarlo  over 5 years ago

    Don’t expect the neighbor to pay for that extension of the fence.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Don’t bother with the fence. The neighbors will sell the trampoline as soon as they get out of the hospital.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 5 years ago

    Buy a trap flinger and a shotgun. “Oh, Sorry.”

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Just sit out naked. That’ll stop them!

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    The ups and downs of having neighbors…

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    50% off sale…he jumped on that offer.

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    TXD2  over 5 years ago

    Maybe get one of those motion detecting bug zappers but one with enough power to zap something human sized?! :)

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 5 years ago

    When you know they’ll be out there, get a mannequin and lay it on the ground. Then start digging a hole beside it. Hilarity ensues!

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    Printer  over 5 years ago

    They could have just looked out their window.

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