Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 29, 2019

Even if it was boring would she stop reading it? They say that hope springs eternal. I guess that’s why I finished that book.

Life is too short to read boring books.

Boring books are generally assigned.

If it’s boring, you know during the first few pages and then you don’t read it. Too many good books await!

Welcome to menopause rail. Here comes your train now, the Blue Ball express. All aboard!

never hurts to ask if a diversion is possible.

Let’s play “What’s you’re fantasy du jour ?”

My wife and I can tell you if we’re reading good books, but don’t ask what the last one we read was about.

Poor Arlo! Reading a good book is just as bad as Janice having a “headache.”

Just ask for what you want, Arlo.

I don’t know, reading a book at bedtime, maybe it’s better if it is boring. Now if it’s a highly suggestive book, hmmm.

I have never been clear regarding the Whoopie Lamp. Does either light it as a request, or do both light it as an agreement and/or foreplay?

LIFE 101. Plan your sexual activity in advance. And, stock up on batteries.

Now, if it was juicy book – she could read it out loud and share it.