Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for September 03, 2019
August 29, 2019
September 05, 2019
Transcript:
The only time I have my kid's full attention. Baby: Dad Baby: Daddy Is when I try to take a crap by myself
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Nathan Daniels over 5 years ago
As opposed to the times he tries to take a crap with others?
Indianapolis Smith over 5 years ago
“Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad”
“What?”
“Can I have a cookie?”
“No”
“Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad”
“WHAT?”
“Can I have some candy?”
“It’s too bad your brother had to grow up an only child.”
Gerard:D over 5 years ago
I prefer having fishes than having kids.
xsintricks over 5 years ago
Your pets do the same thing.
DebUSNRet over 5 years ago
Or the dogs!
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
Isn’t that one of the perks of being waterfowl? … you’re always sitting on the john?
tinstar over 5 years ago
Close, and lock the door, and don’t take their crap.
Gent over 5 years ago
Does anyone allow kids inside when they go do that?