Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for January 26, 2021
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January 28, 2021
Transcript:
Hey Kid, I know you think bread crust is the most horrible thing ever, but i've also seen you eat chips off a restaurant floor- So maybe just eat the damn sandwich.
When I was kid, we four boys were given baloney sandwiches every day for a month. We started wrapping them in paper napkins and putting them behind the refrigerator. Don’t know how Mom figured it out. :)
I’ve told kids, “I’ve seen you suck on a dirty shoe lace so you can eat a green bean” and “you won’t eat potatoes but you’ll put sticks and your hair in your mouth”.
alcorn almost 4 years ago
https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/bread-crust-bonus-panel/
azhoosier41 almost 4 years ago
Don’t understand people that won’t eat the heels of a loaf of bread, but eat hotdog and hamburger buns all the time. Wherein is the difference?
Indianapolis Smith almost 4 years ago
I always thought the crust was there to keep the peanut butter and jelly from getting out.
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
When I was kid, we four boys were given baloney sandwiches every day for a month. We started wrapping them in paper napkins and putting them behind the refrigerator. Don’t know how Mom figured it out. :)
car2ner almost 4 years ago
I’ve told kids, “I’ve seen you suck on a dirty shoe lace so you can eat a green bean” and “you won’t eat potatoes but you’ll put sticks and your hair in your mouth”.
HAL 9000 almost 4 years ago
Exact opposite. My parents hated me eating the crust of anything, from sandwiches to pizza, and I just ate it like it was.
Souris Voleur over 3 years ago
My mom cut the crusts off my dad’s sandwiches until the day he died (in his 70s).