In Security by Bea R. for July 25, 2019

Wait, so Jolene has been kidnapped??

So Bigfoot was secretly a sentient, talking bear in disguise all along? And it presumably has a driver’s license, and is at least 21 years old. That’d make for an interesting Scooby-Doo episode…

I believe Sasquatch and The Bear are two different Entities. Sasquatch are usually timid and blend into the forest. Sedine would find one and make him a pet. You know, Thorn in the Paw sorta thing.

A bear driving a car, thats preposterous! Now a bear who likes cigars and liquor, that makes sense to me!(I hear bears are attracted to the scent of tobacco, and they can survive drinking alcohol)

Roy is taking the loss of his car better than I expected, I guess if he had to pass Jolene onto anyone he was honored it could be “Bigfoot”. XD

So a sentient bear now, we can add him to the list that includes Ow, that spider, and the birds. If all animals are like this the “Planet of the Apes” scenerio might be a real possibility in Bea’s world.

“Who is driving? Oh my God Bear is driving how can that be?”

So the Bear grabs up Jolene, claiming it is “liquor time.” Naughty bear. Will he return to share? Sine he is “just barrowin’,” will there be a fight for the ring upon his return? Dedicated fans wish to know.

With the cigar, getting liquor and the use of the word “bub”, I’m thinking Wolverine ripoff.

Another bear who only thinks in alcoholic drinks, and this is the second in three days row.

I thought he’d be more upset about losing Jolene.

She shouldn’t have dumped the beer.

Prints made by bear’s feet or bare feet?

“Whos driving? Bear’s driving? HOW CAN THIS BE?”

Looks like the bear Roy hung out with before Charlene came along is giving him some payback for abandoning him…

That your cousin, Bea? (BeaR)

The bear in the car is acting more like The Wolverine than a bear.

Does a bear take a 2-4 into the woods?

Any sentient being that is covered with hair, weighs in around 400-500 lbs, reeks of cigar, and is an acutely unlubricated alcoholic has a de facto driver license. After all, would you pull it over?

… and somehow, I forgot to note …

Oh, I can’t wait to see the police pull him over… It will be priceless.

Smokey is going on a bender?

So Wolverine stole the car?