Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 26, 2019

it will all come out in the wash….

And now I have Marty Feldman’s “Igor” in my mind.

It comes with humps on both sides of the spin cycle.

Its going to dance those close clean.

You get clean clothes AND a show!

We’ve heard of dancercise. Washers can do it too, I guess.

Must be a Whirlpool…!

Just don’t make it agitated.

Rinse and spin with a little soft shoe.

This could make laundry fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Must be related to Rincewind’s luggage.

“I blame my hooves.” Horace

So do I. Now transform them into hands as any Houyhnhnm can! (That’s what he gets for living among Yahoos for too long…)

No, Horace, it’s all the fault of the manufacturer, who didn’t make the dials/knobs appropriate for all species.

It’s just a dream. We’ve seen those legs on his bed before.

This gives a whole new meaning to WASH-N- ROLL