Bad Machinery by John Allison for August 27, 2019

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    Urbane Gorilla  over 5 years ago

    Nice double meaning for fencing.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 5 years ago

    Daz may need to follow Colm across the briny.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    What a loser.

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    Tom_Tildrum  over 5 years ago

    He could have carried that safe out on his back. Let’s see some effort here!

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    saxie5  over 5 years ago

    Even if Amy doesn’t have an alarm, she may still have a security camera…

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    scyphi26  over 5 years ago

    All that effort and it’s not even paying off. Congrats, Darren. It’s hard to see how you could hit lower lows than this.

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    Brian Perler Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Gentlemen, rarely have I seen such magnificent examples… of utter shite.”

    “Cheer up, Daz. You can’t grow roses without shite.”

    (I’m assuming the dialogue was cleaned up for the all-ages publication."

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    jonesbeltone  over 5 years ago

    I cannot believe his friend is such a GOOBER as to go in with Dez on this caper.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Sorry, Cobdale, but you’d better stick to being a fence. Your attempt to make yourself into Orlando Bloom in The Lord of the Rings is coming up short.

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    GaryCooper  over 5 years ago

    Time for some self-care, Daz— such as getting the hell out of town before dawn.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    And since guns are hard to come by he can’t get a shotgun and saw it off so he can give’m both barrels as a good bye. Only in the movies not in this fiction.

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