Monty by Jim Meddick for August 15, 2019

  1. Trollspry
    Enter.Name.Here  about 5 years ago

    “They don’t even let YOU touch a sarcophagus? Aww, man. Quit ankhing my leg…”

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    wasabista  about 5 years ago

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    mudleg  about 5 years ago

    Be sure to see the egress.

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 5 years ago

    Whatever you do, do NOT make the Mummy angry!

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    If there are some hidden messages here – I do NOT want to know!

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    Holden Awn  about 5 years ago

    I told a girl once she could touch my ankh and she slapped the canopic jars out of me.

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    Snoots  about 5 years ago

    DON’T TOUCH THE ANKH. Everyone, and I mean everyone knows better than to touch the ankh. That would be just goofy. (So of course, we can fully expect him to touch the ankh.)

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    That’s gonna cause a lot of anhkst.

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    gopher gofer  about 5 years ago

    ⇧ because he’s ankhxious to touch the ankh…?

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    Honor the blazer and badge, Moondog! Don’t let Monty touch anything! You know how accident-prone he is!

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    2taz  about 5 years ago

    That’s odd. Usually guys only say stuff like that to each other right before returning to their cell.

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