Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 13, 2019

Macguffinator? That sounds like a McDonald’s product.

A Mcguffinator and fries, please.

If it’s Ninja fuel, it should be Kobe pork.

I have a suspicion that the macguffinator is a MacGuffin. But let’s all hope they get it back.

What on earth are “pork rinds” anyway? Surely no one would eat them if they were literally that.

Ninja Fool

It’s a pretty good description actually. Maybe “pig peelings”?

My dad used to eat pickled pigs feet (DavidPlatt’s “trotters” possibly, though I never knew them by that name). Most disgusting thing I ever saw or smelled.

How about kettle korn instead?

Those Cornnuts toasted corn snacks really make a lot of noise!

They are not “ninjas” or “Shenobi” at all.

Open the cargo bay doors HAL.

Most ninjas aren’t named Brewster Rockit either.

Act un-ninjalike to keep others from recognizing your ninjaness.