I always thought that bed-monsters would glow in the dark. Think about it, if a monster tried to scare you the middle of the night and didn’t glow, how would you know that he is there?
And if they did glow in the dark. They could play cards under the bed during the night.
It’s “there ARE monsters . . . ,” NOT “there’s monsters . . . .” Why is subject/predicate agreement such a challenge for so many supposedly educated professional writers? If I had a nickle for every similar blunder by on-air NPR journalists (“Morning Edition” & “All Things Considered”), I’d be able to join the 1%.
juncarlo over 5 years ago
I think they will go to Lio’s strip.
wiatr over 5 years ago
I’m sure they can scare up something entertaining to do.
rshive over 5 years ago
You guys sure don’t want Blanch upset at you.
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 5 years ago
Pull off that Wiz suit and earn your keep, then maybe she’ll go to sleep.
jagedlo over 5 years ago
I would say “Who wears the pants in the family?”…But then I remember that Wiz doesn’t wear pants!
jpayne4040 over 5 years ago
What? The monsters don’t have a night light under there?
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
There’s a method to his madness, or a madness to his method….
littlejohn Premium Member over 5 years ago
I always thought that bed-monsters would glow in the dark. Think about it, if a monster tried to scare you the middle of the night and didn’t glow, how would you know that he is there?
And if they did glow in the dark. They could play cards under the bed during the night.
1953Baby over 5 years ago
Well, if you’d keep the closet door closed. . .
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
I don’t see Mike…?
Tentoes over 5 years ago
It was a lion. I could not let a hand or foot peek over the edge and had to carefully position myself in the very middle of the bed.
cocavan11 over 5 years ago
It’s “there ARE monsters . . . ,” NOT “there’s monsters . . . .” Why is subject/predicate agreement such a challenge for so many supposedly educated professional writers? If I had a nickle for every similar blunder by on-air NPR journalists (“Morning Edition” & “All Things Considered”), I’d be able to join the 1%.
Ozlander over 5 years ago
Get a life.
ksu71 over 5 years ago
Never play poker with monsters. They cheat.
kathleenhicks62 over 5 years ago
Where is the Dragon? Oh yes in “Hagar the Horrible” today.
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
Looks like the chips are down for poor ol’ Wiz!
cubswin2016 over 5 years ago
When are Mike and Sully going to show up?
me_the_polish_gull over 3 years ago
“I’m friends with the monsters inside of my head…”