Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 12, 2019

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    wiatr  over 5 years ago

    It’s a Time-share presentation.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Makes me wonder: What would be the reaction of different kinds of birds to a ride in a glider?

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    Zev   over 5 years ago

    And they say dodos are extinct.

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    jpayne4040  over 5 years ago

    Don’t make it worse by letting them talk you into doing something!

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    What? we don’t need no stinking free flight!

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    tbubble  over 5 years ago

    What a bunch of bird brains.

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    flemmingo  over 5 years ago

    And now if you will follow me to look at our condos that we are selling.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    He sounds like a know-it-owl.

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    Time to flock off.

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    Mother of Cats Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Make like a sheep herder and get the flock out of here.

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    Space & Kitten  over 5 years ago

    And for those who decide to purchase one of our “One Time Unbelievable Condo Offers”! If you will look to your left you can see next to our Veteran Pilot "One Eyed Mac " the beautiful fully restored WW1 Bi-Plane. We ask you to please pay no attention to the “Vickers .303 Machine Gun”. Included are your own personal face googles and scarf complete with your initials monogramed on them. All for your Luxury flight to the Sun Tan Capital of Scenic Death Valley To stay in the fully furnished “Furnace Creek Campground”. ( I know they are birds but I am thinking of people and the scams out there.The Campground does exist. )

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    It’s a flight safety briefing.

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    I think that system of selling (condos, vacations, money management, medical insurance, …) a: Must work, or they’d stop doing it. And b: Only works because people are too polite for their own good. PS: I’ve gone to a couple over the years. Not only are they boring and annoyingly high pressure but the food is every bit as good as what they served when I ate at the college dorm.

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