My house spiders and I have an understanding: They stay on the ceiling or out of sight and I don’t squish them. They really are such a boon during the summer when flies and gnats are amok (People afraid of them need to remember that you’re a goddamn giant-god compared to them. They’re terrified of YOU and want to keep their distance.)
Found one in a cupboard while putting dishes away this morning. I moved it to the garage – I cook there in the summer and could use some help with the flies.
TwilightFaze over 5 years ago
My house spiders and I have an understanding: They stay on the ceiling or out of sight and I don’t squish them. They really are such a boon during the summer when flies and gnats are amok (People afraid of them need to remember that you’re a goddamn giant-god compared to them. They’re terrified of YOU and want to keep their distance.)
Indianapolis Smith over 5 years ago
I love spiders! They taste like chicken!
GaryCooper over 5 years ago
That’s certainly true in my home. I have a crawl space under the floor.
edreajr over 5 years ago
Somebody call in The Who to sing “Boris the Spider”….
gcarlson over 5 years ago
Found one in a cupboard while putting dishes away this morning. I moved it to the garage – I cook there in the summer and could use some help with the flies.
gcarlson over 5 years ago
The Colorado Tarantula Migration is reportedly in its second week, but I haven’t seen any.