Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 20, 2019

I guess they all took a leek.

It’s about time they began a dressing this endive-or!

Ah, seven lily soup! (leeks, onions, chives, etc are members of the lily family).

I do hope they beet the other side.

Provided by a nefarious rapscullion, no doubt…

This is just about right! the real elephant in the room is avoided at all costs….

If you find a leak, plug it! Then throw leaker in jail!

They come from the Kagel Islands.

Must be the officers mess.

Source of the leeks? Beets me.

I’m pretty sure the leeks come from Wales.