He should be glad he survived the impregnation. If she’s lucky, the young will not eat her as their first meal.
Good thing he didn’t marry a black widow!!! The she’d have no husband to complain to!
Wasn’t The Black Widow a comic book villain? But then again, if it works for Batman and Catwoman…
Oh what a tangled web we weave.
Octingenti Mom.
Wow! Spider man offspring. I really never thought about it but what does Peter Parker’s radiation treatment mean for his kids.
Creepy
A can of “RAID” would take care of that situation!
Now, everyone knows crime doesn’t pay.
It all started with, “Let’s get kinky and let me tie you up.”
And your lucky I haven’t already bitten your head off.
I know, we’ll do a webinar.
Crimefighting doesn’t pay, I hear.
Remember that the female spider kills the male.
Eat the hungry mouths…
The manliest man will squeal like a little girl when stepping on a wolf spider carrying its egg sack. A thousand tiny spiders run out from under his shoe.
♫ You picked a fine time to weave me, Lucille
with four-hundred children and a crop in the field. ♪ ♫
August 21, 2015
WoodstockJack over 5 years ago
He should be glad he survived the impregnation. If she’s lucky, the young will not eat her as their first meal.
Stevefk over 5 years ago
Good thing he didn’t marry a black widow!!! The she’d have no husband to complain to!
bobpeters61 over 5 years ago
Wasn’t The Black Widow a comic book villain? But then again, if it works for Batman and Catwoman…
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
Oh what a tangled web we weave.
nosirrom over 5 years ago
Octingenti Mom.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Wow! Spider man offspring. I really never thought about it but what does Peter Parker’s radiation treatment mean for his kids.
RobinHood over 5 years ago
Creepy
kodj kodjin over 5 years ago
A can of “RAID” would take care of that situation!
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
Now, everyone knows crime doesn’t pay.
PO' DAWG over 5 years ago
It all started with, “Let’s get kinky and let me tie you up.”
ray32648 over 5 years ago
And your lucky I haven’t already bitten your head off.
jivanimark over 5 years ago
I know, we’ll do a webinar.
Lee26 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Crimefighting doesn’t pay, I hear.
redderek over 5 years ago
Remember that the female spider kills the male.
paranormal over 5 years ago
Eat the hungry mouths…
John Wiley Premium Member over 5 years ago
The manliest man will squeal like a little girl when stepping on a wolf spider carrying its egg sack. A thousand tiny spiders run out from under his shoe.
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
♫ You picked a fine time to weave me, Lucille
with four-hundred children and a crop in the field. ♪ ♫