Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 30, 2019

For a guy who doesn’t like girls, he sure is interested in movies that have lots of girls in them.

Calvin knows he’s not supposed to be watching TV. Why do you think he locked you out?

It’ll be a miracle if your parents let you watch ANYTHING after this, Calvin.

Venusian Vampire Vixens!! Is that on Netflix?

Roslyn’s gonna turn Calvin in to ‘children mcnuggets’

That sounds like a good wholesome movie……NOT!

Roslyn, call the cops or fire dept. to open the door!!

We never see Calvin’s neighbors. Did George and Martha Wilson finally give up and moved away?

Not your kind of movie, you need to stick with “When Dinosaurs Roamed The Earth.”

Or “The Great Escape”

There actually is such a movie as Venusian Vampire Vixens… Well, almost. It’s called Vampire Vixens from Venus.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114824/

Cal, wait until the Parents with Tempers from Outer Space return!

“Rent a VCR…” I remember doing this in the mid-80s because we didn’t have a lot of money. I got a top-loading VHS VCR for $317.40, and it had a wired remote. It didn’t even have stereo… :-P

oooooooo!!! the brat from hell strikes again!!

Kids seem to have a keen sense for what the big people don’t want them to know about or to have. I suppose that is how kids end up becoming the big people.

I’ve heard of triple X movies but never triple V!

It’s time to introduce a rock to the window. It will be a smashing friendship.

“Sexy Sirens of Saturn” is much more risqué.

Calvin’s Dad is over 18, but he’s not allowed to get Venusian Vampire Vixens. Too much danger of winding up with another Calvin.

I guess this is the strip I remembered from years ago I didn’t remember it going quite the way it is.

This is gonna cost dad a $50 tip…

Why can’t Calvin watch TV?…why does she send him to bed at 6:30?…she deserves whatever he does to her.