Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 07, 2011
February 06, 2011
February 08, 2011
Transcript:
ralston: I realize we're in a bar, and it's after hours...and everyone deserves to unwind...but I still think some people should look out for their reputations! Captain: Like who? ralston: Well, buzz lightyear, for one... captain: to inebriety...and beyond!!
as363 almost 14 years ago
Paint thinner will do that to you .
zero almost 14 years ago
He’s just getting his “Buzz” on…
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Buzzed on Lite Beer.
Colt9033 almost 14 years ago
He cooped up in that helmet all days long dealing with kids and oscar winning cowboy, i’d would want to unwind to.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Lindsay “Buzz” Lightyear.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Let me see, Tim Allen is the voice, so it’s much more likely to be some kind of powder than liquid.
puddleglum1066 almost 14 years ago
freeholder1: Huh? Did I miss something about Tim Allen?
Meanwhile: I wonder what kind of libation a plastic toy drinks? Alcohol dissolves some plastics… Hmm…
syke34 almost 14 years ago
Maybe he should to MG only 64 calories.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
puddleglum, before he got famous (1978-81), Tim Allen served prison time for dealing cocaine. I don’t know if it’s WIDELY known, but it’s not a secret or a recent revelation.
In the original “Toy Story”, Buzz got hammered on Darjeeling at a tea party with Sid’s little sister and her headless dolls. I thought they missed a bet in the merchandising by not selling the “Mrs. Nesbitt’s Tea Party Action Set”, with a one-armed Buzz wearing a floral-print apron and hat. I know I’D have bought one.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Fritz: he also got nailed while his sitcom was going down. Took a minor trip to the Charlie Sheen farm. Not as bad as the habit he had pre-fame. Crushed his marriage though. I thought all that was kind of common knowledge, but he’s Western Michigan guy and I guess just Broncos like my brother keep up.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
About the cartoon itself, “inebriety” is kind of a clunky word, even though “inebriate” and “inebriated” are common enough. I think “To insobriety…AND BEYOND!” might have been a better choice, even if it isn’t quite a synonym.