Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for August 22, 2019

And it’s knocking…repeatedly.

An opportunity for what? There won’t be any grubs for him (the woodpecker) to eat after Swiss cheesing the door.

Soon you will have a free peephole. There is a risk of getting poked in the eye when you use it.

Get a cat, Ziggy. That’ll teach these mean ol’ birds not to harass you!

The opportunity to buy a new door.

Woody?

Looks like oportunity knocked more than once.

Good thing it’s not the bird of paradise.

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose

May an elephant caress you with his toes

May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose

As long as it’s NOT Garfield, huh?

Better a woodpecker than the bird of paradise (who will fly up your nose) ;-)

♫ I hear you knockin’, but you can’t come in. ♫

They only do that if they detect worms or insects aka food in the wood.

I’d get the Whip-poor-will of woe. The Falcon of Failure.