In Security by Bea R. for August 09, 2019

It worked on “Star Trek”.

Revised estimate of how many lines of standard text can be fitted into a panel, bottom-to-top:

Props for the mathematical conundrums. ✨❤️✨

Compute to the last decimal the value of Pi.

You know I can probably answer most of those, the hardest one however is the McDonalds vs. BK fries. Don’t ask me about fried chicken, I’d have to weigh in KFC, Popeyes, Pizza Unos(Bar Wings), not to mention various Chinese places and BBQ Houses I enjoy fried chicken at, as well as other bars with great wings.

Panel#1: I hope Relaxa is talking to Sedine! XD

If sedine gets the spanking i want to watch.

How come “chocolate” is a shade of brown, but “white chocolate” and “dark chocolate” are not shades of white or black? How come brussel sprouts come from Belgium when the prefix “Germ” in Germany means “sprout”? How come people can “roam” around but not “Greek” around? I’ve got lots of these! :D

I can’t believe no one here has posted the obvious question to ask it so I will:

“What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?”

Another favorite of mine that I may not be remembering correctly from Animaniacs:

“How come hot dogs are sold in packs of 10 while buns are sold in packs of 8?”

Ponder the Golden Rule.

Mickey D’s

Being a spheroid shape is part of the definition of a ball.

Because markets exist, no matter how hard a government tries to oppress them.

He knows toupees look ridiculous.

No. He only has a bachelors degree.

Il est cinq heures quelque part.

Nothing divided into two groups of nothing is nothing.

Dividing something into no groups is a rather crazy notion, is it not?

Your mother tries to act normal to an abnormal extent, therefore she is not normal.

“I… AM LANDRU!!”

Michaela is a blabbermouth. She sure does love to talk

So when her jaws get flapping fast I tend to take a walk.

O’er hill and dale while on the trail, I know when I return

She’ll still be asking questions. It is the best way to learn.

Communists and Capitalists: There’s one thing that I know

The oligarchs and donor class they always run the show.

A fly without its wings may walk. I saw one on my block

It joined me on the bus one day, which was not such a shock.

Pluto and Goofy are not kin, as anyone can see

Goofy wears a shirt and pants, while Pluto does swing free.

What’s “normal” varies far and wide, yet one thing I do know

A comic strip this excellent, its fan base sure to grow.

far better than the Turing test .

So many jokes, but which was Bea’s favorite?

Where can you order a spanking online? Asking for a friend.

Wow, Relaxa may just blow a fuse.

Neither BK nor McD make very good fries. The best fries I eat are the ones I make myself.

That is a powerful Duo. Sedine will win.

Alas, Relaxa’s artificial intelligence is no match for… Kid Inquisitor!

I don’t suppose anybody thought to just unplug it?

“WHAT’S THE DIFF’RENCE ‘TWEEN RIGHT AN’RIGHT”? This question cannot be solved properly.

“WHOSE GOT BETTER FRIES McD OR BK?” Neither.

“WHY’S A BALL ROUND?” In order for it to move on its own.

“IS A WINGLESS FLY A ‘WALK’ ?” He, she, or it could be called a “walk” or any other word.

“WHY’Z ALL THIS COMMUNISM SO CAPITALISTIC?” Because of it having been capitalistic communism.

“IF JEFF BEZOS IS SO RICH, WHY’ZINT HE ABLE TO OWN A TOUPEE?” This question cannot be solved properly.

“IS HE THE REAL DOCTOR EVIL?” “He” could be anything.

“TELL ME THE TIME IN FRENCH!” Le temps.

“WHY AR’NT GOOFY AND PLUTO FAMILY?” This question cannot be solved properly.

“ZERO DIVIDED BY TWO EQUALS ZERO, BUT WHY’Z TWO DIVIDED BY ZERO CALLED ‘CRAZY TOWN’?” Because of this question.

“SO IF INFINITY IS FOREVER, ISN’T THAT CRAZY, TOO?” No.

“IF REALITY IS A HUMAN CONSTRUCK, WHY DOES MY MOMMY ACT SO NORMAL?” Because of this question.

When Sedine tells her to die, shouldn’t she die?

I still maintain that Michaela is the brains of the In Security outfit. I wish she was given more ink time. (The cartoon equivalent of air time in broadcasting.)

Or you could just hit the off switch…

Somewhat coincidentally, Mark Evanier recently linked to a Slate.com piece which is tangentially related to the “Relaxa” scenario …

https://www.newsfromme.com/2019/08/09/an-eavesdrop-in-the-bucket/

Over on Webtoons, today’s episode is entry #666.

She’s pulling a Capt. James T. Kirk here.

Little one is cute!

Is a wingless fly a walk? The things I never think about myself…

To go with my previous comment saw a meme today that also kind of fits. A firefly is the opposite of a waterfall.

Didn’t think Michaela’s too much questions could help her neighbor in some capacity. Amazing.