Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 30, 2019

How about some Neapolitan? That has chocolate AND vanilla plus strawberry!

Wow! this Oscar guy realy is Wild!

I’d take the double chocolate, but I’m already 40 pounds too heavy.

I’m currently having that problem with a container of “Death By Chocolate” in my freezer.

Any friend of Oscar is a friend of mine.

You scream, I scream, we ALL scream for ICE CREAM! YUM!

Youth is wasted on the young.

Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.

Oscar Wilde was more of a scotch kind of guy.

Don’t care about Oscar Wilde right now, only care about ice cream in this weather that we’ve been having!

No ice cream until my wife gets down to 140 lbs.

Vanilla? Obviously not at a Ben and Jerrys.

I don’t blame either of you, Broomhilda and Gaylord, when it comes to ice cream!

O don’t tempt me Satan; bring it on already…

I’ll take pistachio and banana in that order. :^)

“i have nothing to declare but my genius”

i keep declaring, but everybody keeps ignoring…

I say, barkeep, make mine French vanilla; a double!