It was a maize-cre.
Photo on the wall must be his “pop”.
Hush, the kernel is delivering the news. (Normally, you don’t see his cob.)
“After the news, stayed tuned for tonight’s movie, ‘The Corn Stalks At Midnight’”.
And we missed you most of all, Scarecrow!
Was there any popping? I only use discretion when there’s poping.
Kernel Cobb with the news!
If it was baseball news, that would be Ty Cobb…
Well, on the bright side, on the bright – side, it was over in a JIFFY !
…which is why a bunch of crows is called a “murder” of crows…
Then the truck caught fire and they all popped off home.
Among the victims; the children of the corn…
If the Sun comes out we’re going to have a whole different problem.
It was a total massacre …..all that’s left was creamed corn.
Gives “murder of crows” a whole new meaning.
If the corn fell in a circle, would it be an earring?
Must have been a whole peck of trouble.
I like the picture of the popcorn on the wall.
How can they hold up their glasses? I don’t see any ears.
Aw shucks.
Notice the newscaster said “cobs” instead of “ears of corn.” Add the words “near an Amish settlement” and then you got something hilarious!
That stretch of highway is now known as the “Silk Road”.
“And then the murders began….”
That’s a-maizing, Grace.
I heard about this on the CobWeb.
Witnesses were in-corn-solable.
Mustn’t let the niblets see the horror!
Death stalks the highways…
Truckers, get your Acme scarecrows here. Only $19.99 plus S&H. Beep-beep.
Kernel Sanders… the vegan alternative.
juncarlo over 5 years ago
It was a maize-cre.
fullmoondeb Premium Member over 5 years ago
Photo on the wall must be his “pop”.
whahoppened over 5 years ago
Hush, the kernel is delivering the news. (Normally, you don’t see his cob.)
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 5 years ago
“After the news, stayed tuned for tonight’s movie, ‘The Corn Stalks At Midnight’”.
Charlie Tuba over 5 years ago
And we missed you most of all, Scarecrow!
The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago
Was there any popping? I only use discretion when there’s poping.
iggyman over 5 years ago
Kernel Cobb with the news!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 5 years ago
If it was baseball news, that would be Ty Cobb…
ccomebacktour over 5 years ago
Well, on the bright side, on the bright – side, it was over in a JIFFY !
donwalter over 5 years ago
…which is why a bunch of crows is called a “murder” of crows…
Prey over 5 years ago
Then the truck caught fire and they all popped off home.
clacou over 5 years ago
Among the victims; the children of the corn…
snappyboy over 5 years ago
If the Sun comes out we’re going to have a whole different problem.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
It was a total massacre …..all that’s left was creamed corn.
jel354 over 5 years ago
Gives “murder of crows” a whole new meaning.
uniquename over 5 years ago
If the corn fell in a circle, would it be an earring?
nosirrom over 5 years ago
Must have been a whole peck of trouble.
golfgranny47 over 5 years ago
I like the picture of the popcorn on the wall.
favm over 5 years ago
How can they hold up their glasses? I don’t see any ears.
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
Aw shucks.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Notice the newscaster said “cobs” instead of “ears of corn.” Add the words “near an Amish settlement” and then you got something hilarious!
Lablubber over 5 years ago
That stretch of highway is now known as the “Silk Road”.
Stephen Gilberg over 5 years ago
“And then the murders began….”
pcolli over 5 years ago
That’s a-maizing, Grace.
Here's Waldo over 5 years ago
I heard about this on the CobWeb.
T Smith over 5 years ago
Witnesses were in-corn-solable.
Kind&Kinder over 5 years ago
Mustn’t let the niblets see the horror!
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 5 years ago
Death stalks the highways…
zeexenon over 5 years ago
Truckers, get your Acme scarecrows here. Only $19.99 plus S&H. Beep-beep.
gammaguy over 5 years ago
Kernel Sanders… the vegan alternative.