Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 29, 2019

So Breezy has a murderous twin sister? Well, Rip, she might be the right girl for you!

I am too bubbley and sweet. If you disagree I’ll kill you.

Breezy’s looks and Cobra’s personality, what more could you ask for?

Bubbly like lava, and sweet like arsenic.

Ka-SASSY!

And LOOK WHERE YOU’RE DRIVING!

Not-Breezy hasn’t thought this plan through. If she manages to kill Breezy, all of Spur’s assets would transfer to Baby Fireball as Breezy’s next of kin (child). Then again, she tells a perfect stranger her plan to kill someone and then shows her the weapon she plans to use; thinking may not be her strong suit.

Cos their cousins! Homidcidal cousins-and you’ll find! They shoot alike and whine alike! They even both use dynamite! You can lose your mind! When cousins! Are Two of KA-Kind!!!!!

If that’s her sweet, I certainly don’t want to see her sour!

You only point a gun at something you intend to kill.

KA-BUBBLY AND SWEET!

I think this is my favorite strip of this comic. Ever.

Rip sure does attract the psychos.

That gun is bursting her bubbly… and she hasn’t even fired it yet.

And driving a Mustang GT!

Lol,shes an fusion of Cobra and Breezy. Shes perfect for you. Minus the trying to kill your wife (ex?) Part