Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 26, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    “I’m still not sure – can you smear peanut butter on the front of each of them?”

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    Jeff0811  about 5 years ago

    Actually there were two of them, and I don’t see either one here. They looked like nylons, you know, like a pair of stockings.

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    Radish...   about 5 years ago

    The celery stalks at midnight.

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    gammaguy  about 5 years ago

    “Just take your time…. Celerity is not required.”

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    SmashedHat  about 5 years ago

    Good police works will produce good leads.

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    micromos  about 5 years ago

    BOB

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    tbubble  about 5 years ago

    None of them. But I’m sure he’ll turnip somewhere.

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    He needs to be in a cell-ery

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    And try not to take thing too literally, like the cartoonist did.

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    Darryl Heine  about 5 years ago

    I say the one on the right.

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    Jim G Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Oh, sure. “Take your time,” says the hourly guy who probably also gets lots of overtime. How about a little consideration for the ones in the lineup who are clearly on celery?

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    The seedy looking guy on the right.

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