Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 29, 2019

Groan.

Mr. Sink, at your disposal.

Now he gets the sinking feeling!

What? It’s no worse than Dan’s effort!

I know Thompson has an open door policy for puns…

but he really plumbed the depths with this one.

I can’t bring myself to use any of the obvious fork puns…

but I do wonder why the…. never mind.

He must have plumbed the depths for that one.

Must be that joint over on basin street…

I had to read this a few times before it sunk in.

Oy!

Even Pastis is groaning. It’s that punny.

This kind of punnery is draining.

I see a trap!

Opens the door right on tine.

A guest appearance by Farrah Faucet?

They are so polite! Are they Canadian?

First he lets in everything but the kitchen sink…then he lets the sink in.

But how good can a doorman be if he lets in everything AND the kitchen sink.

Davey replaces Don the Dreadful Doorman fork so things are getting better. Davey’s hire signals that the tines they are a-changin’!