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People ask me how long I have been married…I usually state “to/too/two” (pick one as they are homophones. They reply ’Two years". No I state – “too long”…just for a giggle.
berttoo over 5 years ago
Fifteen out of seventeen is pretty good.
library_dean over 5 years ago
But is this his partner or his wife?
sandpiper over 5 years ago
Two years is considered a fairly short period of adjustment by some. They are fortunate to have reached the realization so soon.
donwalter over 5 years ago
15/17 ain’t bad…
AlanM over 5 years ago
My last wife and I have been married 38 years.
The last 13 have been the happiest for me.
She moved out in ’06.
mdgyankees over 5 years ago
People ask me how long I have been married…I usually state “to/too/two” (pick one as they are homophones. They reply ’Two years". No I state – “too long”…just for a giggle.
DanFlak over 5 years ago
I used to use this line.
Now when I tell people that we’ve been married for 48 years they ask, “What’s the secret?” I only have one answer, “Pick a good spouse.”
lee over 5 years ago
I tell people we have been happily married for 10 years. We celebrated our 51st anniversary last month.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
“You’re still the one that can scratch my itch.” 70’s song flashback.
mountainclimber over 5 years ago
We got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout. We’ve been talking ’bout Jackson, ever since the fire went out.
gileshead over 5 years ago
Just hum the two years.
dmalzahn over 5 years ago
This is an old joke, but I still love it.