The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 17, 2011

The early bird… as they say. Love the bird legs panty hose.

Confucius say “but what of the early worm?” (and no, he doesn’t get the cheese!)

Previously on “As the Worm’s Terns”…

Well, the early worm was getting the bird. Just wasn’t early enough.

Cry fowl!

You not suppose to play with your food! Your suppose to EAT IT!

pantyhose for birds - who would of thunk it?

I haven’t looked at all the comments so if this is a repeat… the early bird did catch the worm

This is SO wrong on SO many levels… Loved it!

He must tickle her fancy.

So apparently not only the early bird, but also the EASY bird gets the worm!

Is that worm wearing glasses?

If he is, I say, worms don’t wear glasses. Get your facts straight.

I work in comedy, and love the Argyle Sweater, but just don’t get this one.

I must have missed something.

Somebody help me here. Why is it funny?

I work in comedy, and love the Argyle Sweater, but just don’t get this one.

I must have missed something.

Somebody help me here. Why is it funny?

The best part of all is the picture on the wall behind the bed! What kind of twisted relationship is this?

Mike … the bird is early … she caught the worm

Junco49, Worms don’t wear glasses. Birds and worms don’t talk, either. It’s called “suspension of disbelief.”

Vore shame!

Go back to the drawing board.

Ya heard me?

preacher: My disbelief has been suspended for lack of sufficient funds.

But I do need some help here. Was I being deliberately silly? I forgot.