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Sonof, I remember it as “Why do ducks have flat feet? From stomping out forest fires. Why do Elephants have flat feet? From stomping out burning ducks.”
margueritem about 14 years ago
Only if you cut it up in real teeny pieces…
Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago
Meanwhile, in India, a goat is saying to an elephant, “You can’t fit a howdah on a water buffalo?”
JP Steve Premium Member about 14 years ago
“Two in the front seat and two in the back seat!”
Nebulous Premium Member about 14 years ago
“And the giraffe goes in the glove compartment.”
cleokaya about 14 years ago
Because you’re tasty!
hopeandjoy2 about 14 years ago
Bovines have a sweet breath and lovely brown eyes?
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 14 years ago
Way to ruin a perfect evening, Rory!
Nicely done, Ralph!
COWBOY7 about 14 years ago
You may be on to something, Rory!
GM, Marg.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member about 14 years ago
How do you tell if there is an elephant in your frige??
He leaves a footprint in the jello!
maf555 Premium Member about 14 years ago
Tasty, NOT! My sweet little Rory, whose side are you on?
Saucy1121 Premium Member about 14 years ago
Why did the elephant step on the marshmallow?
He didn’t want to fall into the hot chocolate.
SaunaBeach about 14 years ago
Why do elephants have flat feet? From stomping out flaming ducks.
My brain is gone, I forgot how the rest of it goes.
cutiepie29 about 14 years ago
Sonof, I remember it as “Why do ducks have flat feet? From stomping out forest fires. Why do Elephants have flat feet? From stomping out burning ducks.”
slhansen07 about 14 years ago
I shot an elephant in my pajamas…