F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 06, 2019

“That’s because you send them to Bantam Books. Chickens just don’t get bovine subtlety.”

I thought her line of pies was doing well!

I found her novels quite mooving.

You’d think cowpunk fiction would have been her genre!

Udderly riveting tales of bovine intervention.

If only there was some other whey she could contribute……

Note from a rural pedant: Holsteins are white with black spots.

Retire to a surf beach. Cowabunga!!

The farmer can always milk the almonds I s’pose.

You have to write what you know, and it’s hard to build plots around grass and flatulence.

I’ve got you a job standing outside a Chick Filet.

Daisy, your novel about Daily Flatuence and the Environment isn’t exactly a best seller…. and kids are not into Bosco anymore….

The good news is that Texas Steakhouse is looking for someone with your qualifications.

Maybe she can get a job @ Kemps.

Yeah, my local grocer stocks that dairy case that’s seven football fields long because nobody buys milk, cheese or ice cream anymore.

Regretfully, one potential future employer is for a retirement position at Alpo.

now she’s gotta hoof it before he has a cow…

Her novels are probably total bull.